I know…I know.

Look at it this way! You’ve now got a fresh new derogatory term to fling at people you hate! Those little puppy fuckers deserve it anyway!

Well, I’m hoping everyone either 1) enjoyed themselves or 2) was mildly/extremely offended.

‘Till next time!

I’ve done it! I’ve been sittin’ on this one for a while. I was originally going to release it with a related flashtoon but I gave up on the flash project simply because I got sick of it and I didn’t have the time.

Well, as you know, my updates have been sporadic as of late and I apologize. My life has been 10 kinds of busy so…yeah. I’m going to try and keep in regular, but I’ve also said that before. So, keep on the look out!

I’m also, still doing alot of work on 8-Bit Army, but no need to worry, I have absolutely no plans to ever abadon the comic, I love it too much! 8-Bit Army is just another site that I’ve had in the planning for a while and I just recently found the means of putting it together. Once the initial start up work winds down the comic will be updating alot more frequently!

Well, I think that’s it for now. Till next time.

late!

Another classic! I know, you all want something new and exciting, but you’ll have to wait. I also happen to know that for alot of you, if it weren’t for me telling you it was a classic you would never know! So there! HA!

Well, it’s freacking hot out, this is the main reason for alot of my posting delays. Where as my computer is not located outdoors, I still make a humble mans income and can’t afford to really turn on my AC until around 6/7 o’clock. So when I get home from a hard days work I tend to want to do little else but sit on my ass and play video games. It also doesn’t help that I put so much detail into my comic now because, what once was a 1 hour job, now takes 3-6 hour to complete a comic. Nevertheless, the comic does look alot better because of the additional effort so I’m not complaining. All I’m trying to say is, I’m no longer promising a schedule for my comics to be up because the deadlines are sucking all the joy out of it, instead all I’m going to promise is a minimum of 2 comics a week.

Also, I’ve just lunch another site. The site is called 8-Bit Army. It’s basically a social media site for gamers only. So if you enjoy gaming it’s a nice alternative to Myspace or Facebook. It’s pretty basic right now, but I’m working on getting a chat set up for it, maybe a bit more advanced than the chat here, and I need to figure out how to add flash games as well. But if you want to check it out be my guest!

That’s all the news for now. If it seemed alittle unorganized that prolly had something to do with the fact that I typed it in 5 mins.

Late!

So I’ve finally updated. I know, your pretty excited. I know I am. I’m also really sorry it took so long. Lot of changes in my life this past month. So from NOW on the updates should come pretty regularly.

So about the comic. This is a remix of the very fist Stick’em Up comic. The whole gag came about while eating these deliciously, heroin filled, god-like cookies we had at work one day. They were so good they actually lift my spirits. A term I use sparingly. Now, to give you an idea of how far the comic has come Posted below is the original version of this comic. Check it out!

So yeah, it’s fairly drastic, my change in style over the years. I just want to take the time to thank everyone who reads the comic. The fact that someone besides me looks forward to the comic is one of the main reasons I do it. You know, and for the money too, but I haven’t made more than 30 bucks in the last year and a half so the money isn’t why I keep doing it. So yeah, Thanks goes out to everyone. And a special thanks to my regulars, you know who you are. Give it a shout in the comments!

Oh yeah, don’t forget to share any comic you like with the share button at the end of this post! Thanks!

Late

Yeah! I did it! I updated! You just shit your pants I bet! Gross!

Well yeah. The deed is done. I know it’s been awhile. I just got a new job and had two weeks of training. Unfortunately my training schedule did fit too nicely with my comic schedule. But now? Now I have plenty of time to keeps things updated! Also, my new job is so kick ass and making me so happy! This means I will be working hard to bring a better quality comic to all of you! OR it might mean the comics will get worse. I don’t know, never enjoyed my job before.

Also, if anyone recognizes this comic, that’s because it’s an old one from before my site crashed. I remixed it a bit and made it shine!

Also, some of you noticed that the arcade was down. I’m working on adding some 2,000 games and I ran into some complications. So instead of having an arcade that never added new content I decided to just take it down for the time being and once the games are up I’ll repost the link.

Well, that’s about it for now! Should have an update Friday!

-Late

Well, Sasquatch is often misunderstood. Poor little guy. I just want to give him a hug. After hosing him down. He’s dirty.

Also, many of you may have noticed alot of changes in the layout. I upgraded to the new version of ComicPress and I’m very excited about the results. The new floating header, the new side bar, the new navbar…it’s all good. Many of you may also be upset over the lack of arcade additions. I have 2700 games to add but I can only add them a few at a time so it might take awhile. I’ll try and get some more picture, flash toons, and flash games. It’s gonna be busy.

Big ups to El Bandito for helping to write this one!

OH CRAP! Almost forgot. For those of you how haven’t seen, you can now create a user icon for comments! Pretty cool yeah? Yeah!

So long for now!

Snorks and Smurfs. A bitter conflict that wages on in my mind to this very day. The memories of my childhood, it’s battlefield, littered with the blood and bodies of the fallen.

I’m really excited about this game. Mortal Kombat Versus D.C. is a great idea. Almost as good as my idea “Marvel vs D.C.: Street Hoops”! Think about it! Websling’n across the court and dunkin’ all up in BOTH of Two Faces faces! I NEED to play that game! So if anyone important is reading, take this idea and run with it! All I want is my name in the credit and a free copy. Thnx!

In other news. Sorry it’s been so long since I updated. I’ve been busy getting the arcade up, then I fucked up the old site and had to rebuild it and because of this I am missing a bunch of comics. I should have all the old comics back up soon. Also, I’ve added a chat! I’m on occasionally, mostly in the afternoons. Even if i’m not on, you can still leave a message in the chat and I can get back to you.

Oh! Here’s the MK VS DC video!

Here’s the Smurfs intro.

And for those of you unfamiliar, here’s the Snorks intro!

P.S. Big ups to Priceless for helping write this comic!

So, the site is back up. Yeah, I’d really rather not go into what had happened to cause it to crash. Let’s just say I was an idiot and I fucked up. Well, on the bright side, I am working on reposting all the comics and the arcade looks better than ever. (though I’m still not finished with it.)

So you can all breath easy once again, Stick’em Up is back in action!

There are just some people that you want to try and avoid in life. Usually all people in masks. That’s just a personal guideline of mine. Also, life seems to be alot simple when you idolize people who don’t carry knives. Just an observation.

I, on the other hand, idolize myself. And no, not just because my last name is ‘Awesome’, but mostly because I am, in fact, AWESOME!

Suckit!

So this is pretty much an exact depiction of a story I saw on FOX news the night of the GTA4 release. This fuckin’ reporter was actually at a Best Buy in my state bothering people about their game purchase trying their hearts out to make a story where there really was none. And yes, there actually was a guy there with a portals gun and yes, he did portal out! Suck it news!

I’m just sick of people going on and on about how video games make people do all sorts of crazy shit. Just because I spend hours on end killing people on the internet doesn’t mean I’m going to grab the sword hanging on my wall, walk out side, and just start wailing on people! Zombies yes, people no! What it all comes down to is this argument:

Who spends more time exposed to violence? A gamer who is exposed to computer generated violence, or a new anchor who’s job it is to investigate, read, and witness actual atrocities, often first hand, every night, for hours on end?

Exactly! So we are in agreement! Great!