Yup, GTA4 is officially out! Not like gay, but you know, released.

So, judging by the news I expect the release of this game to cause an increase in violence across the globe of 50,000,000%. I know what you’re thinking, but I thought I’d go with a more conservative estimate.

From what I’ve seen in videos and reviews and previews, this game is going to punch you in the Uterus. And if you don’t have one, it’s going to prep you for surgery, put you under anesthesia, surgically implant a working female reproductive system, wait for you to heal, put you on hormone replacement therapy, wait for you to begin the menstruation process, THEN punch you in the Uterus! Yeah, it’s gonna be good!

But not for me, nope. I’ve got a Wii. Now, while I do love my Wii, I also miss my GTA. So now every morning when I get ready for work I’m going to be staring at my console with nothing but contempt.

Oh well. Enjoy your violence everyone!

Tags: Grand Theft Auto, GTA 4, videogames, Wii

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